Tiny Dots On An Endless Timeline

Apr 23

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Trying to burn my house down at 2am

So I just tried to light a match for a candle. As soon as the match lit, it snapped in half and went flying behind my desk. Still lit.
I couldn’t move the desk fast enough to put out the match so I dumped a cup of water behind it, praying I didn’t hit anything electric.

I have no idea how I manage this shit.

I’m going to bed now that I’m done trying to set my room on fire.

HOW DID THAT EVEN JUST FUCKING HAPPEN??

(Source: dailypokemoncards)

Apr 22

gingerblivet:

straddling-the-atmosphere:

onceuponabopper:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

wittywallflower:

Writing is weird.

One minute you are telling a story.

The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.

or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato

Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.

what the hell are you guys writing?

Porn.

(via marc0-butt)

I just turned on my 360 and picked up my ps2 controller. 

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(Source: fulllmetals, via symph0nia-pendragon)

girlsbydaylight:

百合界のカリスマ by 久里 on pixiv

girlsbydaylight:

百合界のカリスマ by 久里 on pixiv

chubby-jean:

ask-carla-jaeger:

ablooded:

snk uses blood like other anime use cherry blossoms

image

kiss kiss fall in death and destruction 

(via val-hella)