So you know how Victor Records has those awesome “Mosh” Booty shorts? I really want a pair, but they’re mean and suck.
So I was thinking about looking for a way to make them myself. And then I thought “Well, I like ska the best, why not make a pair that say skank?”
Then I remembered people would get the wrong idea XD
I want to go see Magic Mike in theaters, but I don’t have a lot of female friends to go with.
So I was thinking, I’ll just bring one of my male friends and not tell them what it’s about.
Now I just need to figure out who…
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
If a rare endangered parrot wants to hump your head, I’m pretty sure you have to let it.
The last gif omg
HAHA, omg. i remember dying of laughter watching this on tv.
Every time I see this, I give up a on humanity a little more.
My Sim keeps doing it with everyone…
She really needs to have more self control. Or respect for herself more… something XD
It makes about as much sense some of the “sexy” costumes I’ve seen.
I took this quiz on behalf of George Washington, Alexander Hamilton, and Thomas Jefferson. I strongly encourage others to take it for themselves, or other Founders, etc. :D
In short:
George Washington: Lawful Good Dwarf Paladin (8th Level)
Alexander Hamilton: Lawful Good Elf Paladin/Cleric (4th/3rd Level)
Thomas Jefferson: Lawful Good Human Monk/Wizard (5th/4th Level)George Washington: Lawful Good Dwarf Paladin (8th Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength-15
Dexterity-16
Constitution-14
Intelligence-14
Wisdom-15
Charisma-14
Alignment:
Lawful Good A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice. A lawful good character hates to see the guilty go unpunished. Lawful good is the best alignment you can be because it combines honor and compassion. However, lawful good can be a dangerous alignment when it restricts freedom and criminalizes self-interest.
Race:
Dwarves are known for their skill in warfare, their ability to withstand physical and magical punishment, their hard work, and their capacity for drinking ale. Dwarves are slow to jest and suspicious of strangers, but they are generous to those who earn their trust. They stand just 4 to 4.5 feet tall, but are broad and compactly built, almost as wide as they are tall. Dwarven men value their beards highly.
