I'm Lindsay, 23 From New Hampshire. I have a BA in European History and a minor in writing for some reason. As you can see I like things. I go to a lot of shows and conventions. I play the drums and like cats, often at the same time and I can't spell.
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I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
So I was emptying my bag from this weekend and I found rocks that drunk me decided to take from the ocean at the bottom.
- 1 shot everytime they say “friends”
- 1 shot everytime they say “girl”
- chug a beer with your friends everytime there is gang vocals
- 1 shot everytime a song comes on that has more than 5 words in the song title
- 1 shot everytime they talk about drinking
You won’t make it more than 3 songs.
You probably wouldn’t make it past 1.
He decided he wanted to drink tonight. That’s all well and good for him, but he drove to my friends house.
Now, I told him I’m not sure why he thought it was going to be a drinking night. He then told me if I wasn’t drinking I was the designated driver. I asked him why he drove if he was going to drink. He said he wasn’t thinking.
I made him walk home even tho I was completely sober. He now has to walk back to my friends house and get his car tomorrow.
Maybe he’ll learn.