I just got asked if I work here…again.

No, I just like to sit in the office and pretend.

It’s going to be one of those mornings I can tell.

I swear people get dumber during finals. IF you take the extra thirty seconds to not be such an oxygen thief you might not look so stupid when I get things to print on the first try.

“Excuse me, where does that print to?”

Hmmmmm maybe the printer you’re looking at. Probably a good place to start.

If one more person opens a printer tray today I’m going to flip a desk.

It’s ok colored printer, you go right ahead and reject that paper and jam up for no good reason.

You’re much to old to be having temper tantrums.

And right after this one of the black and white printers jammed. it’s a JAMboree in the labs today XD

Hey you over there

Don’t think I can’t see you using the computer for the colored printer for things other than colored printing.

I just put a nifty sign up about it as well.

Jerk.